MARIN COUNTY, Calif. (KTVU) – Tell someone you graduated and you can show them your diploma. Brag about winning the lottery and you can flash your bank account. Express elation for hitting your first hole in one and listeners may think you’re lying.It doesn’t happen often. But for 99-year-old lifelong golfer C.D Madsen, it did. The Marin Country Club member of 57 years golfs and … Continue reading 99 Year Old Hits Hole In One
Ole Miss OC Phil Longo thinks he found the perfect Air Raid QB, Shea Patterson. Here is an excerpt from SEC Country’s article on the Ole Miss Air Raid offense. SEC Country – With so many fun toys in this Air Raid guru’s new offensive toolbox, it’s easy to imagine Ole Miss continuing to boast a potent passing attack this fall. Longo’s mentor Leach clearly believes … Continue reading Bet The Over On Ole Miss This Year
If Ronald Reagan is a Cubs fan then God would be a Cubs fan. Since Ronald Ragin is a Cubs that would mean the Founding Fathers are Cubs fans. Also, since God is a Cubs fan that makes Jesus Christ a Cubs fan as well. If God and Jesus Christ are Cubs fans that would make Pope Francis a Cubs fan. Now if the Pope … Continue reading Should I Be A Cubs Fan Since Ronald Reagan Threw Out A First Pitch
First off you are probably asking, ‘How would Geno Auriemma choke on a dick? It is womens basketball, they don’t have dicks, right?’ Wrong. We all know they are they are men in disguise or transitioning into men. The men that can’t drunk in high school go to D1 Womens Basketball. Remember Candace Parker? Her real name is Carl Parker. Brittney Griner’s real name is … Continue reading Geno Auriemma Chokes On Mississippi State’s Dick
Are you even human if the first thought wasn’t Al Czervik getting hit in the arm? I will count Judge Smails getting hit in the beans but you are still a failure. There are two main rules in golf 1) get the ball in the hole with few strokes as possible (my weakness) 2) be aware of your surroundings at all times (Charl Schwartzel’s weakness). … Continue reading Charl Schwartzel Is ‘Forced’ To Withdraw After Pro-Am Partner Hit Him With Golf Ball
As you all know Kevin Durant will be out with a MCL injury. Pretty simple right? As you all know I find the deeper meaning in situations. Hear me out this will blow your mind. We have discovered the news of the injury on 3-1. The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead. March is the third month of the year. Three sides to a triangle, the … Continue reading Illuminati Behind Durant’s injury?
A hotdog is a sandwich… it's called a sandwich. — Marquette King (@MarquetteKing) February 23, 2017 I use to like Marquette King. I use to respect Marquette King. He is unique because when do you see a black punter that can dance besides in Black College Football: Xperience (Most underrated video game of all time)? When ever you have a white receiver or white running … Continue reading I Have Lost Respect For Marquette King
Thank you Jesus! Nothing I hate more than someone that hates America if you haven’t noticed. Kaepernick has disrespected the flag, the brave men and women that defend our ass to we can live in peace, the amazing sport of football, and is a complete disappointment to sports fans like ourselves. I hope he never gets picked up by another team just so I can … Continue reading Colin Kaepernick Will Opt Out Of His Contract Becoming A Free Agent
MSN Josh Brown was cut from the Giants this season after the release of journal entries in which he admitted to “physically, verbally and emotionally” abusing his then-wife, Molly. GMA: How much information did the league know, and when? Brown: The league knew everything. Oh Roger Roger Roger when will you stop fucking up? I would understand you slipped up on one domestic dispute case. But … Continue reading Former Kicker Josh Brown Says NFL Knew Everything
If you don’t remember four members from Barstool Sports Boston chained themselves to the NFL headquarters, showing Roger Goodell what the silent majority truly believes in. Deflated footballs don’t make you beat a team 45-7, pure domination does. You have to understand Dave Portnoy and what fuels him up everyday. Adderall, Tom Brady, cheese pizza, iced coffee, and insults. Portnoy will take any insult thrown at … Continue reading Roger Goodell Pulls Barstool Sports Media Credentials #notmycommissioner
1776 Shades Of USA 